"All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."
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Silver city, New Mexico
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"There is not a place in New Mexico;
Where you can't see a mountain, Smell a pine tree,
Or hear a Texan brag."
Omar Barker
"I was born an American; I will live as an American; I shall die an American."
Daniel Webster, Public Official
Only In America
- Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
- Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
- Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
- Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
- Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
- Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
- Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
- Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
- Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
- Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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EVER WONDER -----
- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
- Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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***In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity,
here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.***
- On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
- On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase >necessary.Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
- On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)
- On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
- On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
- On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
- On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
- On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)
- On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
- On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
- On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
- On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
- On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
- On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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